Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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