quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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