i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"