Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit