I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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