question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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