We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
