She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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