shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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