I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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