Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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