I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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