My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
