Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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