so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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