Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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