he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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