Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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