with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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