Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We got so high we made milksteak
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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