I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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