Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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