two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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