i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
where am i from again
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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