I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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