I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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