I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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