All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
