if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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