I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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