The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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