i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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