i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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