There is no way he is gay with that hair.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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