Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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