i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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