I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
