they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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