it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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