Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.

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(619): View more from California

there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly

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(850): View more from Florida

Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.

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(351): View more from Massachusetts

the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

other than the jail part I had a really good time with you

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(217): View more from Illinois

I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.

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