Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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