Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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