so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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