Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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