I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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