also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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