My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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