For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
send nudes
from the living room?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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