at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
