dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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