Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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