Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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