I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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